Thursday, January 8, 2009

It's not okay to me.


Why is it socially acceptable for people to walk around with sun screen slathered across their cheeks? Mostly it is the men who do it when their wives aren't around.

First off guys, it is never a good idea to apply anything to your face unless you are standing in front of a mirror. If you must, however, you need to apply it small amounts and be sure that everything is adequately rubbed in so as to avoid large collections of globs around the inner ear and nostrils and lotion in the brows.

I saw this guy in the parking lot at the golf course yesterday, and if I didn't know any better, he was getting ready to perform as a mime. Is that really necessary? I have never read anywhere on a sunscreen bottle that has said: the thicker the better. If you have S.P.F 15 it won't turn it into a 30 S.P.F. if you apply it an inch thick.

Go to a mirror and apply it properly so I don't have to look at a white face and globs of sunscreen that got caught in your orifices.

Thanks in advance.

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